I regret to inform my adoring public that due to reasons of insanity (my mom's), i am being sent away to a god-forsaken little tinpot place which i cant even find on a freaking map. Why, you might ask. My mother has her inscrutable reasons but the main one seems to be that im not able to study here so i should go away to some place where there are no distractions and i can study peacefully.
Cant argue with that...no T.V., no computer, barely there electricity....gee, i cant wait.
so miss me and those of you lucky ones who possess my number, please do call as the kind folks at aircel have provided me with free roaming. Pleeeeaaassseeee!!!!!
So until i get back, pray i remain sane.
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Love story
One fine day (well, today if u must know), i was looking through some forward some abysmally jobless person had sent me and decided to check out the link given. I was rather surprised when the site kept asking questions like "enter an adjective", "enter the name of a person of the opposite sex", "enter more adjectives", "enter a place","enter your favourite thing to do" and so on and so forth. at the end, i was aske dfor my favourite number and then...ta da...my very own tailor made love story...seems people are too busy to even think of their own fantasies and need a website to do it for them. anyhow, this wasnt exactly what i had expected but it fit in rather well(my adjectives i mean). Here is a copy....
One large and square summer day at urumandapalayam you see the most livid creature you have ever seen. His name is robert de niro , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend anjali and say, "Wow, that has to be the most revolting body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so ridiculous , and was wondering if you'd like to go to ramnathpuri with me and jump in a dung heap with rampaging elephants ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " go fugu " and go with them. When you finally get to ramnathpuri , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel an onion bonda with brownish green fungus hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " robert de niro is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 7 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 7 years!"
since i dont want to have bad luck in love for seven years, in will post the link here....hopefully atleast seven people see this.
www.love.2loop.com
Have fun!
One large and square summer day at urumandapalayam you see the most livid creature you have ever seen. His name is robert de niro , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend anjali and say, "Wow, that has to be the most revolting body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so ridiculous , and was wondering if you'd like to go to ramnathpuri with me and jump in a dung heap with rampaging elephants ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " go fugu " and go with them. When you finally get to ramnathpuri , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel an onion bonda with brownish green fungus hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " robert de niro is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 7 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 7 years!"
since i dont want to have bad luck in love for seven years, in will post the link here....hopefully atleast seven people see this.
www.love.2loop.com
Have fun!
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Ode to a dirty pineapple
There are different kinds of french classes, but most people agree that the most profitable kinds are the ones spent in the canteen with a like-minded crazy friend writing crazy poetry....this is the product of one such profitable french class....
Ode to a Dirty Pineapple
Oh Crown of fruits!
Thy spiky green things
Captivate my fluttering heart.
My reason is impaled
Upon those oh-so-sharp spikes.
The hardness of thy heart
May fool the unworthy
The toughness of your hide
May deter the cowardly
But I plough on- chew on, I say
For chewing
is good for the gums.
To reach the sweet juiciness
Of my one true fruit
The cylindricality of thy form
Haunts my dreams
Making me salivate
Upon my Superman Nightshirt
But alas!
The freshness of thy youth
Was snatched away by the maid;
Under the merciless glint
Of the shiny stainless steel kitchen knife
Thy short existence
Was snuffed out;
Like a candle in the wind
And so was my heart
My agony!
When in the morning
I found thy slices
Thrown in the garbage bin
Covered with dirt, grime
And an old banana peel.
Thy once luscious crown
of green, clean, spiny leaves
Now lies rotting under yesterdays potato salad
How I long for a taste
Of thy sweet succulent interior!
One last chew is all I ask!
But those days are gone now.
They will never be.
Now you are king of another realm
Where I cannot follow yet.
( As I am not a fruit,
And I am not dead)
But as the wise say,
"Move on, chum!
Find yourself another fruit!"
And to the neighbourhood fruit market I go
Battle through the ravaging crowds
And then I see……The Apple!!!
Ode to a Dirty Pineapple
Oh Crown of fruits!
Thy spiky green things
Captivate my fluttering heart.
My reason is impaled
Upon those oh-so-sharp spikes.
The hardness of thy heart
May fool the unworthy
The toughness of your hide
May deter the cowardly
But I plough on- chew on, I say
For chewing
is good for the gums.
To reach the sweet juiciness
Of my one true fruit
The cylindricality of thy form
Haunts my dreams
Making me salivate
Upon my Superman Nightshirt
But alas!
The freshness of thy youth
Was snatched away by the maid;
Under the merciless glint
Of the shiny stainless steel kitchen knife
Thy short existence
Was snuffed out;
Like a candle in the wind
And so was my heart
My agony!
When in the morning
I found thy slices
Thrown in the garbage bin
Covered with dirt, grime
And an old banana peel.
Thy once luscious crown
of green, clean, spiny leaves
Now lies rotting under yesterdays potato salad
How I long for a taste
Of thy sweet succulent interior!
One last chew is all I ask!
But those days are gone now.
They will never be.
Now you are king of another realm
Where I cannot follow yet.
( As I am not a fruit,
And I am not dead)
But as the wise say,
"Move on, chum!
Find yourself another fruit!"
And to the neighbourhood fruit market I go
Battle through the ravaging crowds
And then I see……The Apple!!!
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