One fine day (well, today if u must know), i was looking through some forward some abysmally jobless person had sent me and decided to check out the link given. I was rather surprised when the site kept asking questions like "enter an adjective", "enter the name of a person of the opposite sex", "enter more adjectives", "enter a place","enter your favourite thing to do" and so on and so forth. at the end, i was aske dfor my favourite number and then...ta da...my very own tailor made love story...seems people are too busy to even think of their own fantasies and need a website to do it for them. anyhow, this wasnt exactly what i had expected but it fit in rather well(my adjectives i mean). Here is a copy....
One large and square summer day at urumandapalayam you see the most livid creature you have ever seen. His name is robert de niro , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend anjali and say, "Wow, that has to be the most revolting body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so ridiculous , and was wondering if you'd like to go to ramnathpuri with me and jump in a dung heap with rampaging elephants ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " go fugu " and go with them. When you finally get to ramnathpuri , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel an onion bonda with brownish green fungus hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " robert de niro is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 7 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 7 years!"
since i dont want to have bad luck in love for seven years, in will post the link here....hopefully atleast seven people see this.
www.love.2loop.com
Have fun!
9 comments:
LOL! You have straaaaaaange fantasies, woman!
And oh yeah, Samit Basu does rock :)
doesnt he just? and for info, he is coming to chennai on the 19 of jan..odyssey, 7 p.m...
Yeah, I heard...ah well, I've only got a test the next day, nothing important, so I'll probably be there...you going?
of course! wudnt miss it for a whole chocolate cake! And tests come, tests go...really, in the greater scheme of things, of what significance is one measly test????
True...the thought of my teacher conducting a private interrogating session with me afterwards is what's worrying me...he speaks English like it's been remixed by some jobless DJ...
haha... 'came thru from a link at dreamer gray's. I found a similar one in store for me a while back.. though not filled with fungus and cow dung ;)
well, preetika u are lucky indeed...love stories are a lot more romantic(tho less interesting) when not populated with onion bondas or fungus or cow dung.
...i've always been accused of being a romantic *sigh*.. to think i have to miss out on onion bondas and dung... life as i've know it has been and will be completely stinkless.. oh! the agony.
P.S: ok.. im going overboard.. my excuse? i was reading Shakespeare :)
A worthy attempt at an excuse indeed...
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